Lately I have been listening more closely to the things both I and the people closest around me say on a day to day basis.There is alot of slang and terms or phrases out there with many different meanings.And there are alot of things that just don’t make plain sense or is just outright stupid.So that brings us today of the phrase "BFE" or in layman’s terms "butt fuck egypt".The Urban Dictionary defines the term as:

"BFE - abbreviation for "Bum Fuck Egypt" or "Butt Fuck Egypt" — in the middle of metaphorical nowhere — an extremely isolated, inaccessible and inconvenient location.

ie.We returned home so late because she lives in the middle of BFE and we got lost several times."

I had a friend use this term in a conversation we had today to describe where they were at.So where the hell did this term come from? So I decided to delve further into this because apparently from the amount of times I hear this phrase being used "fudge packing" must be a national pastime in Egypt.So a quick search on google and a few distractions from "egyptian porn" website links,I stumble upon the Egypt Wikipedia page.After a good 15 minutes of reading the page I learned quite alot about the Egyptian culture and history.They spearheaded many technological inventions that were centuries ahead of their time.Such as the the pyramids and they way they were built.Which is some what baffling as to how they were made with such precision being how "primitive" they were.Also I read a while back they also invented the battery!What they needed it for I have no idea,maybe to power their version of the egyptian iphone,who knows? But you know what there was never a mention of any "ass pirates" any where.So back to my trusty friend google and did a search on "largest gay population" and I pull up a list of the largest ass fucking populations,and believe it or not New York is number 1 and San Francisco number 2! So being a native new yorker myself ill disregard them for now,so a quick look up on wikipedia for San Fran it is! And lo and behold I shit you not scroll down the middle of the page and what do you see a rainbow flag,stiff and and upright displaying its proud and unwavering gayness for all to see lol.So there goes the "BFE" saying down the drain.I say we get a petition going and change it to "Butt Fuck San Francisco!" Any one with me?? …………Anyone?